1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:08,167 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:11,304 And I live with my parents. 3 00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:12,105 [yelps] 4 00:00:12,171 --> 00:00:14,507 This is my dad. 5 00:00:14,574 --> 00:00:16,009 - [slurps] 6 00:00:16,075 --> 00:00:19,278 - This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:19,345 --> 00:00:21,948 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,015 --> 00:00:24,317 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,383 --> 00:00:27,086 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:30,056 And this... 11 00:00:30,123 --> 00:00:33,459 this is my show! 12 00:00:33,526 --> 00:00:35,394 [kids cheering] 13 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:41,134 - [snoring] 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,435 [clock ticking] 15 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:45,138 [alarm rings] 16 00:00:45,204 --> 00:00:46,873 [soft music] 17 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:48,975 [yawns] 18 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:52,679 [slurps] 19 00:00:52,746 --> 00:00:54,413 - I'm ready! 20 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,650 To get this show on the road. 21 00:00:56,716 --> 00:00:58,618 [upbeat music] 22 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:01,788 [panting] 23 00:01:01,855 --> 00:01:02,956 Hmm... 24 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,090 hmm? 25 00:01:04,157 --> 00:01:07,560 [grunting] 26 00:01:08,962 --> 00:01:12,098 [humming] 27 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,469 [grunting] 28 00:01:17,737 --> 00:01:21,074 [humming] 29 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:23,677 - [snoring] 30 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:25,311 [watch ticking, beeps] 31 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:27,914 [gong clangs] - [yelps] 32 00:01:27,981 --> 00:01:29,515 [screams] 33 00:01:29,582 --> 00:01:30,684 - Huh? 34 00:01:30,684 --> 00:01:31,851 - Whoa! [grunts] 35 00:01:31,918 --> 00:01:35,088 [yelling] 36 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:38,124 Ooh! 37 00:01:38,191 --> 00:01:40,193 [grunts] Muffins! 38 00:01:40,259 --> 00:01:43,229 [chomping] 39 00:01:43,296 --> 00:01:50,403 * * 40 00:01:53,506 --> 00:01:55,008 - Morning, big bro. Oh? 41 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:57,576 [donkey braying] 42 00:01:57,711 --> 00:01:59,045 [grunts] 43 00:01:59,112 --> 00:02:00,747 - [squeals] 44 00:02:00,814 --> 00:02:03,016 - Morning, little sis. 45 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:04,818 - It's almost showtime. 46 00:02:04,884 --> 00:02:07,821 [grunting] 47 00:02:09,022 --> 00:02:11,290 - Babies and gentlemen! 48 00:02:11,357 --> 00:02:13,126 - Oh, that's us! 49 00:02:13,192 --> 00:02:15,729 - Welcome to "The Patrick Show," 50 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:18,531 starring... 51 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,799 uh... 52 00:02:19,866 --> 00:02:22,736 [drumroll] 53 00:02:22,802 --> 00:02:24,270 [gasps] Me! 54 00:02:24,337 --> 00:02:26,039 Me is Patrick! 55 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:28,808 [cheers and applause] 56 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:30,576 - [sighs] 57 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:33,412 [animals howling] - Squidina! 58 00:02:33,479 --> 00:02:36,082 I'm done with the wild animal bit. 59 00:02:36,149 --> 00:02:37,183 - On it. 60 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,953 [grunting] Come here you. 61 00:02:40,019 --> 00:02:41,554 - [roars] 62 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:45,024 - None of that on my set, do you hear? 63 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:47,994 - [whimpering] 64 00:02:48,061 --> 00:02:49,763 - Good boy. 65 00:02:49,829 --> 00:02:53,099 Hey, big bro, did that sea bear hurt you? 66 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:55,568 - I don't think so. 67 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,937 - Huh? Ooh! - Why do you ask? 68 00:03:00,006 --> 00:03:03,242 - Look, you promised me 5,000 clowns 69 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:04,811 on Friday's "Patrick Show." 70 00:03:04,878 --> 00:03:07,580 So you're gonna get me 5,000 clowns 71 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,216 on Friday for "The Patrick Show." 72 00:03:10,283 --> 00:03:12,819 I'm not clowning around! 73 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:15,789 [grunts] [sighs] 74 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:19,092 I'm getting too old for this, Mrs. StitchyBottoms. 75 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,795 [sighs] - [whistling] 76 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:24,831 Another great show in the can, huh, sis? 77 00:03:24,898 --> 00:03:26,165 [burbles] 78 00:03:26,232 --> 00:03:27,333 Sis? 79 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,802 - [sighs] 80 00:03:28,802 --> 00:03:32,371 - Squidina, what's the matter? 81 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:35,809 - Oh, producing "The Patrick Show" every day 82 00:03:35,809 --> 00:03:39,212 has got me burning the candle at both ends. 83 00:03:39,278 --> 00:03:42,548 - Yeah, I hear ya. 84 00:03:42,615 --> 00:03:45,618 - I think I need an extra pair of hands around here. 85 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:49,422 - Well why didn't you say so? Here you go. 86 00:03:49,488 --> 00:03:51,958 - I meant we should hire an intern. 87 00:03:52,025 --> 00:03:54,828 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant too. 88 00:03:54,828 --> 00:03:59,198 - My hands! You found them. Thank you, son. Thank you. 89 00:03:59,265 --> 00:04:00,834 Now, back to business. 90 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:04,137 [grunts] Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 91 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,671 - Ew. 92 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,844 - Next! 93 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:13,980 - I'm here for the intern interview! 94 00:04:14,047 --> 00:04:16,883 - Ugh, Mom! Next! 95 00:04:16,950 --> 00:04:19,218 - I'm sweet! - [grunts] 96 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:20,386 - Next! 97 00:04:20,453 --> 00:04:22,355 - [chuckles breathily] Oh! 98 00:04:22,421 --> 00:04:24,090 - Next! 99 00:04:24,157 --> 00:04:26,292 I said next! 100 00:04:26,359 --> 00:04:27,861 Hmm? Oh! 101 00:04:27,927 --> 00:04:29,863 I didn't see you there, um... 102 00:04:29,929 --> 00:04:33,599 - Fentin Finkle. - Right, Fentin. 103 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:36,335 Well, I see here that you are younger than me 104 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:38,004 and shorter than me. 105 00:04:38,071 --> 00:04:39,205 According to Kid Law, 106 00:04:39,272 --> 00:04:41,540 that means you have to do what I say. 107 00:04:41,607 --> 00:04:44,310 - I like TV. 108 00:04:44,377 --> 00:04:46,112 - Well, that settles it! 109 00:04:46,179 --> 00:04:47,280 Welcome aboard! 110 00:04:47,346 --> 00:04:49,382 Your training starts tomorrow morning. 111 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:52,318 - Oh, thank you! Thank you! 112 00:04:52,385 --> 00:04:53,953 - [snoring] 113 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,321 [alarm rings] 114 00:04:55,388 --> 00:04:56,655 Huh? 115 00:04:56,722 --> 00:04:58,357 [dramatic sting] [glass shatters] 116 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,359 [screams] 117 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:04,063 [upbeat music] 118 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:05,999 [slurps] Mmm! 119 00:05:06,065 --> 00:05:08,001 Hmm? Ah? 120 00:05:08,067 --> 00:05:09,903 - Ooh! Hot! 121 00:05:09,969 --> 00:05:12,906 [giggling] 122 00:05:14,573 --> 00:05:16,309 Aha! - Aha! 123 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,945 - [grunting] 124 00:05:19,012 --> 00:05:20,179 Ah! 125 00:05:20,246 --> 00:05:21,480 Hmm? 126 00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:23,782 [laughter] 127 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:25,952 - This is the operations board. 128 00:05:26,019 --> 00:05:28,754 Each lever performs a necessary function 129 00:05:28,821 --> 00:05:31,057 to keep "The Patrick Show" running smoothly. 130 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:32,125 - Hmm. 131 00:05:32,191 --> 00:05:33,559 - This one, for example, 132 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:36,129 tosses the chainsaws to Patrick. 133 00:05:36,195 --> 00:05:38,564 And this one moves him to his next mark. 134 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:40,934 - [yelling] 135 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:44,670 - What's this one do? 136 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,574 - [grunting] 137 00:05:52,511 --> 00:05:54,647 - That's our "slapstick" lever. 138 00:05:54,713 --> 00:05:57,250 We try not to overuse that one. 139 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,851 [gasps] 140 00:06:02,088 --> 00:06:02,989 Dead air? 141 00:06:03,056 --> 00:06:05,959 We need a new segment, ASAP. 142 00:06:05,959 --> 00:06:08,027 Time for an idea brick! 143 00:06:08,094 --> 00:06:09,262 - [grunts] 144 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,230 Puppet ham. 145 00:06:11,297 --> 00:06:13,266 - Sounds like we're doing a puppet show. 146 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,400 Follow me! 147 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:15,768 [grunts] 148 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,637 This secret crawlspace runs all over the house. 149 00:06:18,704 --> 00:06:20,839 It lets me stay off camera 150 00:06:20,974 --> 00:06:24,210 while still getting me where I need to go! 151 00:06:24,277 --> 00:06:26,980 - Ooh! - Who's a hungry boy? 152 00:06:27,046 --> 00:06:30,616 Dig in, so you can grow up big and bristly! 153 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:32,485 [laughs] 154 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:34,453 - The puppets are this way. 155 00:06:35,821 --> 00:06:37,523 - [grunts] Hello! 156 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:39,425 Wake up, you lazy puppets! 157 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:42,695 What's your guys' deal? 158 00:06:42,761 --> 00:06:44,430 - Well, hello there, Patrick! 159 00:06:44,497 --> 00:06:48,034 Welcome back to the Kingdom of Ham-donia! 160 00:06:48,101 --> 00:06:51,604 - Well it's about time you got here, King Pork Chop. 161 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:53,506 I'm hungry! 162 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:55,608 - You're always hungry. 163 00:06:55,674 --> 00:06:57,710 - Make with the meat for my mouth. 164 00:06:57,776 --> 00:07:00,713 - [sighs] Fine. Aloysius! 165 00:07:00,779 --> 00:07:02,581 Psst! Fentin! 166 00:07:02,648 --> 00:07:03,716 - Oh! Okay. 167 00:07:03,782 --> 00:07:05,251 Eat the meat! 168 00:07:05,318 --> 00:07:07,286 - Ow! Hey! 169 00:07:07,353 --> 00:07:10,789 You're pushier than I remember. 170 00:07:10,856 --> 00:07:13,226 Are you an imposter? 171 00:07:13,292 --> 00:07:15,694 [dramatic sting] Am I an imposter? 172 00:07:15,761 --> 00:07:17,696 I don't know what's real anymore! 173 00:07:17,763 --> 00:07:20,866 [sobbing] 174 00:07:20,933 --> 00:07:22,068 Thanks. 175 00:07:22,135 --> 00:07:24,403 That's it for "The Patrick Show"! 176 00:07:24,470 --> 00:07:25,704 - [sighs] 177 00:07:25,771 --> 00:07:28,241 Well, that's over... [mumbling] 178 00:07:28,307 --> 00:07:31,744 - [grunting] 179 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:35,714 - And that, Fentin, is how you make a "Patrick Show." 180 00:07:35,781 --> 00:07:37,050 Any questions? 181 00:07:37,116 --> 00:07:38,917 - Yeah. Who's Patrick? 182 00:07:39,052 --> 00:07:42,488 - [breathing heavily] 183 00:07:42,555 --> 00:07:44,457 - Oh, yeah, that guy. 184 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:47,526 [laughter] 185 00:07:49,562 --> 00:07:51,464 - [snoring] 186 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:52,598 [sighs] 187 00:07:52,665 --> 00:07:53,832 Huh? 188 00:07:53,899 --> 00:07:56,835 [gasps] What the shrimp? 189 00:07:56,902 --> 00:08:00,073 Someone stole my production equipment! 190 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:03,142 - They stole my soiled doily collection! 191 00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:05,678 - Ew. - They stole my face! 192 00:08:05,744 --> 00:08:07,680 [grunting] 193 00:08:07,746 --> 00:08:09,115 Oh. [chuckles] 194 00:08:09,182 --> 00:08:11,450 - Who would do such a thing? 195 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:14,087 - Good morning, Bikini Bottom, 196 00:08:14,087 --> 00:08:18,957 and welcome to "The Crabina Show"! 197 00:08:19,092 --> 00:08:23,562 Starring my big sister, Crabina! 198 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,164 - I'm Crabina? 199 00:08:25,231 --> 00:08:27,466 - [gasps] Fentin! 200 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:32,738 He stole "The Patrick Show"! And everything else we own too! 201 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:34,973 - Well, we had a good run. 202 00:08:35,108 --> 00:08:37,276 [yawns] I'm gonna take a floor nap. 203 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:38,577 - A nap? 204 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,580 We Stars don't give up that easy! 205 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:45,451 Did I give up when dinosaurs stole my lunch money? 206 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:46,652 - I don't know. 207 00:08:46,719 --> 00:08:49,488 - Did I give up when the barbarian horde 208 00:08:49,555 --> 00:08:53,159 swept across the ocean and stole my lunch money? 209 00:08:53,226 --> 00:08:54,393 - I don't know. 210 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:57,130 - Did I give up when Martians invaded 211 00:08:57,196 --> 00:08:59,232 and beamed me onto their spaceship 212 00:08:59,298 --> 00:09:00,933 and stole my lunch money? 213 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,201 - I don't know! 214 00:09:02,268 --> 00:09:04,937 - Of course I didn't! 215 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,206 How do you think I bought this hot sammy? 216 00:09:07,273 --> 00:09:09,308 [chomps] Mmm! 217 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:13,246 Now let's go get your stuff back. 218 00:09:13,312 --> 00:09:15,614 Time for some pillaging! 219 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,683 all: Yeah! 220 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:18,784 - [sniffing] 221 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,353 - That's it, get his scent. 222 00:09:20,419 --> 00:09:22,054 Lead us right to Fentin! 223 00:09:22,155 --> 00:09:24,990 - [snarling] - [yelling] 224 00:09:25,057 --> 00:09:27,993 [dramatic music] 225 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:32,865 * * 226 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:35,301 [moaning] [applause] 227 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:38,471 - You did it! Good boy, Ouchie! 228 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,240 Time to show Fentin who's boss! 229 00:09:41,307 --> 00:09:44,643 [all yelling] 230 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,745 He's gotta be in here somewhere. 231 00:09:46,812 --> 00:09:48,214 Find him! 232 00:09:48,281 --> 00:09:51,517 - [yelling] Yah! 233 00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:55,921 [all grunting] 234 00:09:55,988 --> 00:09:59,492 - Huh? - [cackling] 235 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:00,659 - [screams] 236 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,962 - We're here for our stuff, Fentin! 237 00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:05,130 - Take it! 238 00:10:05,198 --> 00:10:06,932 The network saw our show this morning 239 00:10:06,999 --> 00:10:09,535 and picked us up for six seasons. 240 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:13,339 - Yeah! "The Crabina Show" is going global! 241 00:10:13,406 --> 00:10:16,775 - Besides, your stuff is all smashed up anyway. 242 00:10:16,842 --> 00:10:19,445 [both gasp] - [yells] 243 00:10:19,512 --> 00:10:22,114 - Great plan you had there, GrandPat. 244 00:10:22,181 --> 00:10:24,149 - Ah, don't blame me 245 00:10:24,217 --> 00:10:27,486 just 'cause you can't pillage responsibly. 246 00:10:27,553 --> 00:10:29,855 [chomping] 247 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:34,693 - Welcome back to "The Crabina Show"! 248 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,696 - [grunting] 249 00:10:42,401 --> 00:10:43,869 [laughter] - [sighs] 250 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:47,172 - You can never have too much slapstick. 251 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,841 [laughs] 252 00:10:48,907 --> 00:10:50,443 What's the matter, sis? 253 00:10:50,509 --> 00:10:53,045 Are you sad that Fentin stole our ideas and used them 254 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,082 to achieve television success beyond our wildest dreams? 255 00:10:57,149 --> 00:10:58,851 - Maybe a little. 256 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,153 - Well, I won't stand for it! 257 00:11:01,254 --> 00:11:03,989 TV should only make you happy! 258 00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:05,324 Come here, boy! 259 00:11:05,391 --> 00:11:09,862 - [snarling] 260 00:11:09,928 --> 00:11:12,265 - Sick 'em, Tinkle! 261 00:11:12,265 --> 00:11:14,933 [both screaming] 262 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,603 [both laugh] 263 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:20,273 - Now that's good television! 264 00:11:23,909 --> 00:11:25,944 [refined music] 265 00:11:26,011 --> 00:11:27,380 - Duh... [gasps] 266 00:11:27,446 --> 00:11:29,715 Oh! Hello there! 267 00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:33,752 Welcome to another episode of "Pat-sterpiece Theater." 268 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,054 Today, we'll hear the story of-- 269 00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:38,791 [yelping] Ow! 270 00:11:38,857 --> 00:11:41,894 This book's too hot to handle! [blows] 271 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,431 Now, where did I put today's storybook? 272 00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:48,701 [grunts] 273 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:49,802 Ooh. 274 00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:51,637 Nope. That's a textbook. 275 00:11:52,805 --> 00:11:54,307 Hmm... 276 00:11:54,307 --> 00:11:55,774 hmm...hmm... 277 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,810 [grunts] 278 00:11:59,445 --> 00:12:01,146 - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-- 279 00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:04,883 - [groans] I hate audiobooks. 280 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:07,886 [grunting] 281 00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:15,961 - Where is that dumb book? 282 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:16,995 Hmph! 283 00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:18,631 [tweeting] 284 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,933 Well, aren't you cute! 285 00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:22,335 Ow! 286 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:25,338 [screaming] 287 00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:27,072 - Don't worry, me, I've gotcha! 288 00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:29,174 - [grunts] 289 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,410 - There I go. 290 00:12:31,477 --> 00:12:35,080 - Glad I bought that self-help book. 291 00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:37,082 [grunting] 292 00:12:37,149 --> 00:12:40,619 [satellite beeping] 293 00:12:40,686 --> 00:12:41,654 [grunts] 294 00:12:44,189 --> 00:12:45,491 Found it! 295 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:49,362 Today's story is called "Downtown Patty: 296 00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:52,064 The Thrillifick Tale of a Krabby Patty 297 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,632 looking for love." 298 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,170 Boy meets grill... 299 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,773 [groaning] 300 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:04,910 Where is that freaky, funky smell coming from? 301 00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:06,912 [sniffs] 302 00:13:06,979 --> 00:13:08,981 [mooing] 303 00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:10,683 - [belches] 304 00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:15,454 - That is horrible! 305 00:13:15,521 --> 00:13:17,490 Not the right smell, though. 306 00:13:17,556 --> 00:13:21,093 The smell is rank with just a touch of stank. 307 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:23,796 - [chomping] 308 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,698 - [sniffs] Nope. 309 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,834 The smell is more like a rotten egg 310 00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:32,270 filtered through wild strawberries. 311 00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,039 [sniffs] Hmm. 312 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:38,477 Close, but it needs more gorgonzola and seaweed. 313 00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:40,078 Aw, phooey! - [yelps] 314 00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:41,547 - [sobbing] 315 00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:43,582 I can't host the show until I know 316 00:13:43,649 --> 00:13:47,520 where that freaky, funky smell is coming from! 317 00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,888 - What smell? 318 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,089 [foghorn blows] Ew! 319 00:13:51,156 --> 00:13:53,992 You're right! We've got to find it. 320 00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:56,161 [grunts] 321 00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:57,696 - [giggles] 322 00:13:57,763 --> 00:14:02,735 Welcome to another episode of "Patrick's Stench Safari." 323 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,439 I am mere seconds away from discovering the source 324 00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:09,442 of that freaky, funky smell. 325 00:14:09,508 --> 00:14:11,877 [sniffs] 326 00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:15,080 And I lost it! Oh, nose caddy! 327 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,049 - [grunts] 328 00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:19,785 - What do you suggest, nose caddy? 329 00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:22,788 - I think this calls for the Durante. 330 00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:24,457 - Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 331 00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:25,691 [sniffs] 332 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:28,994 Oh! I smell it! Follow me! 333 00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:30,463 [both laugh] 334 00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:32,531 [all grunt] - Hi, kids! 335 00:14:32,598 --> 00:14:34,467 Want a taste of my Dad stew? 336 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,668 - [sniffs] 337 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:38,303 No. This doesn't smell right! 338 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,806 - Golly, did I forget an ingredient? 339 00:14:40,873 --> 00:14:43,108 [both sniffing] 340 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,779 - It's missing that month-old leftovers aroma. 341 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,080 - [chuckles] - [humming] 342 00:14:48,146 --> 00:14:50,215 [both gasp] 343 00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:51,784 - Huh. 344 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,622 - How's this? 345 00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,091 - Needs more dirty laundry umami. 346 00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:00,158 - Oh. 347 00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:03,696 [grunting] 348 00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:06,031 What about now? - Uh-uh. 349 00:15:06,098 --> 00:15:08,300 - Perhaps a pinch of trash. 350 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,135 - Oh. 351 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,506 [all yelp] 352 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,941 - This has got to be it! Huh? 353 00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:20,513 - Darn! That's not it! I guess we lost the trail. 354 00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:25,784 [alarm ringing] - [gagging] 355 00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:34,192 [breathing heavily] 356 00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:35,761 Delicious! 357 00:15:35,828 --> 00:15:38,263 - This nose must be on the fritz. 358 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,265 [grunting] 359 00:15:40,332 --> 00:15:42,901 - While Patrick finds another nose, 360 00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:46,304 enjoy this educational classic. 361 00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:48,306 - Hi! 362 00:15:48,373 --> 00:15:49,575 I'm Perch Perkins, 363 00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,544 and today, I'll be your guide 364 00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:54,112 through the wonderful world of snouts, 365 00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:55,848 snoots, and schnozes! 366 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,717 That's right, kids, noses! 367 00:15:58,784 --> 00:16:00,553 - Follow me! 368 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,421 Whoa! [laughs] 369 00:16:03,556 --> 00:16:08,460 We begin in the factory that's inside everyone's nose! 370 00:16:08,561 --> 00:16:10,696 The olfactory! 371 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:12,565 Uh-huh. 372 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:17,469 Here, trained workers test each sniff for smelliness. 373 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,972 - [yelps, gags] 374 00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:25,077 We end our tour in the snot foundry, 375 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:28,413 where finely crafted boogers are made. 376 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,749 This is Perch Perkins reminding you, 377 00:16:30,816 --> 00:16:34,152 you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, 378 00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:36,454 but you can't pick your friend's nose. 379 00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:38,190 [laughs] 380 00:16:38,256 --> 00:16:40,158 - [grunts] - Ooh. 381 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:41,927 - [laughs] You're in the middle. 382 00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,195 - Ouch! 383 00:16:43,261 --> 00:16:45,931 - Excellent addition to your booger box. 384 00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,165 - [yelps] 385 00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,334 - Now that you're done digging for gold, 386 00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:51,704 how about we find that smell? 387 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,039 - [sniffs, grunts] - Wow! 388 00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:57,375 - [trumpets] [both laughing] 389 00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:59,612 - [grunts, blows] 390 00:16:59,612 --> 00:17:01,814 Eh! [growls] 391 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,684 [grunting] 392 00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:09,988 Oh... 393 00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:11,957 - I think the freaky, funky smell 394 00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:14,459 is coming from GrandPat's room. 395 00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:15,628 - It is possible. 396 00:17:15,694 --> 00:17:16,929 Old folks collect 397 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,464 lots of interesting smells over the years! 398 00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:23,068 - You're probably smelling my drumstick hearing aid. 399 00:17:23,135 --> 00:17:25,537 - [sniffs] I don't think so. 400 00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:28,306 - Maybe my olive loaf shin guards? 401 00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:30,108 - [sniffs] Nah. 402 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,711 - My pasta salad insoles? 403 00:17:32,778 --> 00:17:34,479 - [sniffs] Nope. 404 00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:36,514 [chomps] 405 00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:37,683 Phooey! 406 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,085 The funky smell isn't here either! 407 00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:41,086 [bell dings] - [gasps] 408 00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:43,488 My trouser toast is ready! 409 00:17:44,757 --> 00:17:48,661 - [trumpets] [sniffing] 410 00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:52,164 Time to try the stinkiest place of all, 411 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,667 the upstairs bathroom. 412 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:55,968 [whimpering] 413 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,804 Tell Ouchie I love him. 414 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,106 - You can do it, brother. 415 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:02,440 [whimpers] 416 00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:04,810 - [screaming] - [snarling] 417 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,680 - Help! I'm too dumb to die. 418 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,914 - Patrick Star! 419 00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:11,449 What did I tell you about teasing the toilet? 420 00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,685 - Aww. 421 00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:15,688 I was just trying to find the funky smell. 422 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,322 - Well, it's not Tinkle. 423 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,858 I give him a good scrub every day. 424 00:18:19,925 --> 00:18:22,728 Time for walkies. 425 00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:24,730 [humming] 426 00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:25,931 - [barks] 427 00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:28,533 [eerie music] 428 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,702 both: Huh? 429 00:18:29,702 --> 00:18:32,204 - Limburger cheese and baby powder! 430 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:33,772 That's the freaky, funky smell! 431 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,975 - We're getting closer! 432 00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,177 Time to go high-tech! 433 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,746 [both laugh] 434 00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:44,717 [sniffs] [nose beeps] 435 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,119 [sniffs powerfully] 436 00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:48,721 - Nope. 437 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,789 - There it is! 438 00:18:50,856 --> 00:18:53,591 - [panting] 439 00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:54,727 - [sniffs] 440 00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:55,894 - Rude! 441 00:18:55,961 --> 00:18:57,495 - [grunts] 442 00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:59,865 Huh? 443 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,267 [gags] 444 00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,802 - Huh? 445 00:19:03,869 --> 00:19:04,937 [sniffs] 446 00:19:05,003 --> 00:19:06,171 [groans] 447 00:19:06,238 --> 00:19:09,307 That's strange. Roses don't stink. 448 00:19:09,374 --> 00:19:11,744 both: Hmm? - [groans] 449 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,813 - Aw, nice kitty. 450 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,250 Mmm! Ahh. 451 00:19:18,316 --> 00:19:21,319 - Ugh! Darn it! That wasn't it either. 452 00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:24,089 - Hold it! I smell something... 453 00:19:24,156 --> 00:19:26,591 [gags] Funky. 454 00:19:26,658 --> 00:19:27,793 - [sniffs] 455 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,062 Flooded cellar with a touch of mint! 456 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,430 We must be getting close! 457 00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:35,333 - It's coming from Granny Tentacles' house. 458 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,135 - I smell trouble! 459 00:19:37,202 --> 00:19:40,806 - Good! Trouble makes great TV! 460 00:19:40,873 --> 00:19:42,975 - [sniffing] 461 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:47,179 - Well, friends, we've traced the wild freaky, funky smell 462 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,314 to its source-- 463 00:19:49,381 --> 00:19:52,951 the dangerous den of the wild granny! 464 00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:56,154 [doorbell rings] 465 00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:57,589 - Oh! 466 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:02,460 What brings you precious youngsters over for a visit? 467 00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:07,399 For the 13th time this week. 468 00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:09,434 - We're hunting an elusive aroma 469 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:13,038 that seems to be emanating from your house. 470 00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:14,739 - [yelps] 471 00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:18,643 - Nope! Not here! - [groans] 472 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:21,013 [gasps] 473 00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:22,714 - Phew. 474 00:20:22,781 --> 00:20:24,950 - [grunts] It's not here either! 475 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,351 - [groans] 476 00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,821 [investigative music] 477 00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:30,889 - [sniffs] 478 00:20:30,956 --> 00:20:32,858 Hmm...huh! 479 00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:34,659 - [gasping] 480 00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:35,760 Oh... 481 00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:37,329 - [sniffing] 482 00:20:37,395 --> 00:20:38,831 - Hmm. 483 00:20:38,897 --> 00:20:42,767 Maybe it's coming from this ball of fossilized candy. 484 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,569 - [grunts] 485 00:20:44,636 --> 00:20:46,504 [chomps] 486 00:20:46,571 --> 00:20:48,473 Eh. No, not it. 487 00:20:50,843 --> 00:20:53,178 - [grunts] I smell it! 488 00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:55,380 [both laugh] - [groans] 489 00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:57,449 - The smell is coming from the oven! 490 00:20:57,515 --> 00:20:58,550 [both yelp] 491 00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:00,618 - Is that what I think it is? 492 00:21:00,685 --> 00:21:02,320 - I'm gonna be sick. 493 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,190 both: Granny Tentacles is a cannibal! 494 00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:07,559 - Don't be silly, dearies-- 495 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:11,029 I wouldn't eat anyone from this neighborhood. 496 00:21:11,096 --> 00:21:14,766 That's just my gorgonzola cabbage and eggs 497 00:21:14,867 --> 00:21:18,203 with olives and pickle surprise. 498 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,705 - Oh, yeah. I see it now. 499 00:21:20,772 --> 00:21:23,575 - I can definitely smell it. P-U! 500 00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:27,312 - Here, have a delicious pickled cabbage cookie. 501 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:29,347 both: Ah, thanks? 502 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:34,086 - Bye, now, you precious darlings. 503 00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:37,055 [ominous music] 504 00:21:37,122 --> 00:21:38,490 * * 505 00:21:38,556 --> 00:21:42,327 Live, my grocery golem! 506 00:21:42,394 --> 00:21:44,096 - [roars] 507 00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:45,697 - Have a cookie. 508 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,534 Now go forth and crush my enemies! 509 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,603 - Case solved, Squidina. 510 00:21:51,669 --> 00:21:54,239 I guess the funky smell was just Granny's cooking! 511 00:21:54,306 --> 00:21:57,242 - [roaring] 512 00:21:57,309 --> 00:22:00,678 - [cackles] 513 00:22:00,745 --> 00:22:03,916 [sniffs] P-U! 514 00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:05,750 What stinks? 515 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:10,350 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0